If I get enough done on Monday, can I skip Tuesday?

Today, I...

• emailed the local college chaplain a flyer about an upcoming event
• changed all my calendars to October and filled in some missing events
• finished the Christmas pageant
• inspired the local coffee shop's daily special by my drink order (white chocolate raspberry cafe au lait)
• sorted through all of the papers in my desk and in my inboxes (my actual inboxes, not my email inbox) My recycling bin is nearly full.
• got my fire extinguisher re-certified
  
• learned how to turn on the heat
  
• figured out how to make double sided copies
• jammed the copier
• unjammed the copier
• realized my last 20 minutes of copier fighting resulted in A and C on the same page instead of A and B
• jammed the copier
• unjammed the copier
• declared myself copier queen. That's right copier, I rank higher than you in the office. You must obey me!
• unjammed the copier once more
  
• answered the phone for the secretaries because I was closest ("I got it! I got it!") and was greet by PS with, "Why did you answer the phone?" and "I wanted to tell the staff..." so I turned the phone over to its rightful answerer.
• prepped for next Sunday's adult forum class (I'm leading through October)
• read through the sermon response forms from yesterday
  
• prepped for tomorrow's internship committee meeting
• wrote my council report for this month (which reviews last month)
• cleaned the kitchen and ran the dishwasher
  

And now I'm chillaxing before closing up the building and going to a fundraiser for the local assistance group.