Bread

1:30 pm: Began the bread.

2:00 pm: Realized the instant yeast's water instructions were written ambiguously and that's why there's all flour and no water in the bowl.

2:05: added water, added flour, mixture looks disgusting.

2:07: whatever, who needs bread any way.

2:08: can you put bread dough down the drain?

2:09: maybe if I add the rest of the flour...

2:10 stirring, stirring...

2:12: Kneading time! (Yes, mom, I washed my hands again.)

2:13: ZOMG!!! It's STICKY!!! AAAAaaaahhhh!!!!

2:14: added flour to hands.

2:15: Kneading, kneading...

2:45: Dough and bowl oiled, damp cloth on top, in "warm" place.

3:04: Posting to blog while waiting to see if the dough will rise. Resisting the urge to stand over it and watch it rise (or not rise, as the case may be).