So for the past few days, I've been supplying Dr. Pf with a joke-of-the-day. Okay, for the past two days. Just short little silly things mentioned to him in the hall, because it's hell week and everyone's stressed.
Tuesday:
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed awake at night wondering if there is a dog?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa.
Wednesday:
How are escape tones like stalkers? They creep before they leap. ((It's a music theory thing... escape tones are nonchord tones that are approached by step and left by leap.)
Today:
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? A fish.
Alrighty, back to work.
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