Was he a snail?

Me: Ship... me... my... packages....

The Universe: Have patience, have patience, don't be in such a hurry. When you get impatient, you only start to worry. Remember! Remember! That God is patient, too! And think of all the times when others have to wait for you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kn6Z2Mop5I)



(Actually, in all fairness, the one that is coming from the farthest away is the only one that has shipped yet. Yay for international shipping! Oh wait, it's still the one that'll get here last. Tortoise and the hare, much?)