Okay, so yes technically I'm finishing this paper right now. And no, I really don't want questions or glares or whatever. I'm freaking in love with this paper and we're still within due time, so whatever.

But what I want to know is: why can I not say "OMG! This is freaking absolutely fascinating!!" in an academic paper.

The form which is translated "In the beginning" in Genesis 1:1 only also appears in the Hebrew Bible in Jeremiah. It appears four times there and is always (!!!!!!!!!) in conjunction with "the reign of..."

What now!

Okay, back to finishing so y'all'll get off my back.