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Me: "Maybe I shouldn't read this before bed?"

Me2: "But the plot slowed down, so it's not like it's scary right now."

Me: "But, it might get that way."

Me2: "Then I'll stop."

Ha. Right. Like that happened. Two hours passed when I was only going to read for a half of one.

Note: Don't go reading Dracula if you want to not have creepy dreams. Also don't read it if you like your authors to treat women like they have actual working brains. "Ohh, I had a dream about mist and now I feel weak, but it's probably just my nerves. I'm sure it's not the vampire, who can turn into mist, killing me, like he did my BFF, who was weak like this before she died/became UnDead."