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Pop quiz: what ingredients do Pomegranate Cherry Power Naked Juice and Cheetos (and possibly generic fruit cocktail) have in common?

A few weeks ago, I ate Cheetos, felt as though there were a hair caught in the back of my throat, and the next day had the Canker Sore of Doom that prevented me from eating solid food for almost a week.

This evening, I drank a Pomegranate Cherry Power Naked Juice Smoothie, and felt as though there were a hair caught in the back of my throat. There's no hair. I can't have another CSD. I don't have the time or the energy. This is not okay. I need to know if this is random evil lurking about, or if I have some random random random food allergy.

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